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小(xiǎ(🥚)o )龙(🗣)女(nǚ )是深(shēn )宫中(zhōng )最受宠的(📣)格格,儿时一次偶遇,被一位世(♐)外高人收做徒弟(dì ),学(xué )了很(🌜)(hě(🤷)n )多神(shén )奇的(de )法术(shù )。一(yī )天,小(🕤)龙女、三皇子还有师弟一起(🌇)赏花,三皇子看着这眼前幸(xì(♍)ng )福的(de )一幕暗中(zhōng )嘱咐(fù )师弟(dì(🐒) ),如(rú )果他(tā )不在(zài )了要(yào )照(🔻)顾好小龙女。三个月后三皇子(🤚)被神龙教教主王聪儿杀害。朝(🌙)(chá(🌳)o )野震(zhèn )动,皇帝(dì )因此(cǐ )下令(🥫)(lìng )捉拿(ná )神龙(lóng )教主王聪儿(💞)。小龙女在殿外偷听了三哥死(🧦)去(😂)的真相,开始(shǐ )了报(bào )仇计(jì(🚮) )划。王聪(cōng )儿为(wéi )了寻(xún )找一(🥣)(yī )柄宝剑,蒙面出现在福大将(🌵)军的府邸中,传说得此剑者得(dé(🌋) )天下(xià )。 小龙女(nǚ )等人(rén )无意(🎎)(yì )中偷(tōu )听到(dào )庄主(zhǔ )与王(📳)(wáng )聪儿早有勾结。小龙女和福(📻)东(🍼)刚想回宫报信却被王聪儿发(🐜)现了(le ),三(sān )人打(dǎ )了起(qǐ )来,福(🧥)东(dōng )身受(shòu )重伤(shāng ),肌肉男适(🛌)时(🦃)相救,三人得以逃离。 小龙女等(🚤)人逃到树林(lín )中暂(zàn )作休(xiū(🗒) )养,小龙(lóng )女和(hé )福东(dōng )也渐(👬)(jiàn )生情愫,而王聪儿却得到了宝(🌙)剑,原来是肌肉男为了救小(xiǎ(🏬)o )龙女(nǚ )和福东所(suǒ )做的(de )交换(👫)(huàn ),肌(jī )肉男(nán )回来(lái )的时(shí(🏇) )候(🈵)得知皇帝失踪了,小龙女等人(🙁)便到皇帝的落脚地寻找,可推(😙)(tuī )开门(mén )一看(kàn )发现(xiàn )皇帝(🥄)(dì(💌) )并没(méi )有失(shī )踪,只是身边多(💇)了一名蝶妃,与皇帝交谈时发(🏪)现皇帝言辞神色(sè )有异(yì )样(🈺),空中(zhōng )还弥(mí )漫着(zhe )一种(zhǒng )奇怪(👙)(guài )的香味,使得众人神志不清(🚻),小龙女等人也遭到迷惑和陷(😉)(xiàn )害。后来在肌(jī )肉男(nán )的帮(🔯)(bā(🕞)ng )助下(xià )小龙(lóng )女顺(shùn )利地(dì(🖲) )逃了出来,也解开了皇帝等人(🚪)的毒。王聪儿并没有收到蝶妃(🆒)传(⛷)(chuán )来的(de )讯号(hào ),便(biàn )杀进(jìn )皇(🥘)宫(gōng )。经(jīng )过一(yī )番激烈的打(💙)斗,王聪儿摘下面具,暴露了自(🏽)己是三皇子的(de )身份(fèn ),小(xiǎo )龙女(🤺)(nǚ )难以(yǐ )置信(xìn )。小(xiǎo )龙女(nǚ(🍵) )在师傅的(de )帮助下打败了王聪(😎)儿。经过了一系列的事情后,皇(🐗)上(📋)(shàng )决定赐婚(hūn )小龙(lóng )女和(hé(🦎) )福东(dōng )。
The nightmare was about a demonic possession. A long time ago, there was an evil in a small town and it was jealous of the girl and would never let her go, since the devil loved the girl. One night, the evil raped the girl and she became pregnant. After months the girl could not hide her baby, her father figured her secret out and clapped the girl in irons and locked her room door. But the evil put the gun to her father' temple and saved the girl. The father had a stroke and had been sleeping on the bed for three months and died. Time went on and the girl brought a child into the world. Naturally, people who were living in the village heard the story and they did not want to see neither the girl nor the baby since when the baby was born, plants dried in the field, fishes lost in the lake and people had prayed to the god for rain, but nothing changed in the village. People got so angry, dug a hole in front of the fountain, put her into the hole and threw stones at her face. The girl died soon after. The evil went off the deep end, took a revenge of the village and killed everyone except two sisters because the evil wanted them to take care of its baby...
梁(liáng )启霞(xiá )受不(bú )了(👷)丈夫程方生的家庭暴力,提出(🤱)离(🔺)婚诉讼,程方生百般阻拦,启霞(🤖)(xiá )还是(shì )收拾(shí )东西(xī )离开(🤟)(kāi )。启(qǐ )霞误(wù )上了张荣亨的(🐫)车,结果引起程方生更深的误会(🔠),怀疑妻子(zǐ )与张(zhāng )荣亨(hēng )有(😯)关(guān )系,于是(shì )便前(qián )往张(zhā(🏔)ng )家调查,然而他发现了一个秘(🥃)密(🥇),正在此时却被击伤入院(yuàn )。启(🤯)(qǐ )霞听从张(zhāng )荣亨(hēng )的意(yì(💈) )见,为了(le )彻底(dǐ )摆脱(tuō )程方生(🥇),整(💕)容成张荣亨妻子的样子和他(🐻)生活在一起,结果在不(bú )经意(👏)(yì )间也(yě )发现(xiàn )了张荣亨(hē(📲)ng )的秘(mì )密,原来他将自己的妻子(🕶)一直囚禁在地下室。
英国独立(🖥)恐怖电(diàn )影导(dǎo )演保(bǎo )罗海(⛄)耶兹(zī )作品(pǐn ),描(miáo )述17世(shì )纪初(🎨)一位年轻女子受到神秘的修(📆)女院院长的庇护,入住与(yǔ )世(🌧)隔(gé )绝的修女(nǚ )院。年轻(qīng )女(🙈)子(🧦)(zǐ )在院(yuàn )中开始经(jīng )历到恐(📚)怖幻觉,她才惊觉等待她的不(🔩)是救赎,而是骇人魔物
Ann is consumed by the fantasy of finding true love. Just when she thinks she's found it, she is friend-zoned. The disappointment of rejection sends her into an obsessive downward spiral that tests the limits of her sanity and the strength of her closest friendship. In order to reclaim her bearings on reality, she confronts her overgrown fantasies by making a film about the experience. The result is a vulnerable, hilarious, and vibrantly stylized investigation of love.@
黄(huáng )金(❔)单(dān )身汉(hàn )维杰(jié )是一名大(dà(🍦) )学讲(jiǎng )师,家庭教育影响下他(🎂)在这个年龄段就想找一个传(🕐)统善良的女(nǚ )孩子(zǐ )结婚(hūn ),从(🐷)此过(guò )上幸(xìng )福美(měi )好的(de )生(🔆)活,他甚至遇到了那个在梦里(🧚)出现的女孩,殊不知名叫(jiào )吉(🖼)塔(🏖)(tǎ )的漂亮女(nǚ )子对(duì )他完(wá(😦)n )全不(bú )感冒(mào )。在回老(lǎo )家的(🍝)巴士上维杰在命运的安排下(🧛)与吉塔坐在一起,本来想借此(cǐ(🥖) )机会(huì )表达(dá )爱意(yì ),没想到(🍪)(dào )在醉(zuì )汉兄(xiōng )弟的建议下(🏕)他准备亲吻熟睡的吉塔,最后一(♏)刻清醒的维杰(jié )想用(yòng )正确(🍯)(què )的方式追(zhuī )求,并准(zhǔn )备拍(🐋)(pāi )一张自拍后回到自己座位(🗺)。就(🕔)在此刻巴士一刹车,维杰亲(qī(🏭)n )上了(le )吉塔同时(shí )按下(xià )了拍(♑)(pāi )照键(jiàn )。在(zài )吉塔哭着(zhe )给哥(🕘)哥打电话时,害怕的维杰跳窗逃(🧡)走了。本想逃过一劫的维(wéi )杰(👒)在(zài )妹妹(mèi )的订(dìng )婚仪式上(🥊)(shàng )看见(jiàn )女婿(xù )的妹妹就石化(🍨)了,此女子正是吉塔。维杰会不(🌊)会被吉塔家(jiā )人惩(chéng )罚?他(🐩)会不会(huì )放弃(qì )吉塔(tǎ )?
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