"生(🐛)活用最(🌤)残酷的方式让你笑，笑(🉑)得哭出(👟)来。"

"莫失莫忘"

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"小(xiǎ(🚒)o )姐(jiě ),你(🕦)(nǐ )的熊掉了"

"…(👞)………(🐠)………(🎀)……………这(🤑)……太(🏏)能搞了(🕐)=="

"差不多"

新吐槽，女主时(🤡)不时来(👏)个耶，说话老是加一个(🌪)哦，看着(🥞)……好烦人"

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