This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

《疯(👠)狂暑(🤑)期之哈(hā )喽(lou )怪物》故事梗概(gài )：(🌠)三个小孩在参(👊)(cān )加暑期夏令(🍟)营时(🤭)(shí )突然失(🍍)踪，家(🛤)长(zhǎng )们(men )报(🕹)警寻(🚎)找孩子的(de )下落。三个孩子(zǐ )走进(👫)原始森林迷(mí(🥖) )失了方向，小野(🛀)(yě )人(❔)(rén )救了他(🔵)们，并(🍰)教(jiāo )会了(🍐)他们(🍜)很多生(shēng )存技(🧝)能，后来一(yī )起与笨贼斗智斗(dò(⚓)u )勇(yǒng )，并和警察(🎇)成(ché(🐆)ng )功(gōng )地抓(🏡)住了(😭)坏人。

南宋(🧔)时汉(🈚)水流域(yù(👆) )河盗(🕛)猖獗，朝廷(tíng )为(wéi )剿灭匪患派出(✍)(chū )“横江军”精英(📭)章(zhāng )盖出任特(💜)使，稽(🈲)(jī )查河上(🥍)大案(🎚)。查(chá )案中(🚳)与退(⏬)役军人(rén )莫(mò )客偶遇，二人在(zà(🥡)i )误会中建立友(🌎)谊(yì )。恰逢莫客(🦕)亲人(🏥)(rén )女孩玉(🥕)佩被(🐧)河盗(dào )掳(🤥)(lǔ )走(🤩)，二人携手救(jiù(🍎) )出玉佩和被拐儿(ér )童，将河盗正(🥅)法(fǎ )，还一方平(😆)安。

When a couple visits a remote cabin and cross paths with a compulsive liar, their vacation takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

一(yī )场大规(🥒)模枪(🍗)击(jī )案(à(👔)n )后，七(🎧)位民兵藏(🌹)(cáng )匿(🔈)于一个木材仓(cāng )库中，与此同时(🙁)(shí )，一行人有了(🎁)一(yī )个(gè )不安(🔚)的发(🎳)现：他(tā(🎊) )们的(🧒)军械库丢(🌖)失(shī(🗡) )了一支AR-15步枪，而(ér )这把武器的型号(hào )正(zhèng )与传(😩)闻中枪击案(à(🍹)n )肇事(🐊)者所用完(🙇)全(quá(😾)n )一致。担心(🍐)当局(📄)(jú )已将他们与(🐩)枪击(jī )案(àn )联系在一起，为(wéi )了(👱)自身的安全，民(🚝)兵们决定找出(👷)(chū )队(🌛)伍中的叛(🌜)变者(🍘)(zhě )交(jiāo )给(🍱)警方(🏟)。

盘古(gǔ )开(kāi )天辟地之时在昆(kū(😣)n )仑山丢下一颗(🥉)种(zhǒng )子，这颗种(😿)子吸(⛹)(xī )收(shōu )天(🧛)地之(📮)精华结(jié(🏛) )出(chū(🚋) )一颗神果。传说(shuō )得到神果就拥有(yǒu )盘古之力(🔝)，顿时(shí )三界之(🔩)内的(🔠)神魔(mó )都(✈)(dōu )来(🏐)争夺，可惜(🏳)神(shé(📤)n )果让一头法力(🛎)无(wú )边的神兽看管着(zhe )…

本片讲(🌧)述了分(fèn )属(shǔ(📲) )两个政治集团(🈶)的(de )夫(😻)妻狄云和(🌊)凌雪(🌞)(xuě )之间，在(🚚)面对(🎐)婚(hūn )姻危机之后，共(gòng )同(tóng )找回(🏇)属于两个(gè )人(⬅)(rén )的爱情，并最(🍽)终(zhō(🐳)ng )同仇敌忾(🥫)，将倒(🖇)(dǎo )卖国家(🗼)火器(🦊)的西(xī )厂(chǎng )提督刘保绳之(zhī )以(yǐ )法的故事。

麦(➕)昆(kūn )本想给女(🔲)友来(⚾)一(yī )场创(🗂)意十(🛫)足的求(qiú(🎐) )婚，但(🔃)在毫无预(yù )兆(🤨)(zhào )的情况下结束了(le )一场轰轰烈(🈯)烈的(de )爱情，结局(🍪)悲惨(cǎn )而可笑(💑)……(📷)在经(jīng )历(🧛)(lì )过(➕)失恋博物(⬅)馆中(Ⓜ)(zhōng )的种种“失败”后，麦昆放下了(le )，觉(🕖)得那段失败(bà(🅱)i )的(de )爱情反而激(🥄)励(lì(📙) )了(le )自己，让(🤬)自己(💕)学(xué )会了(🎖)如何(🤔)去爱一(yī )个人，用什么样(yàng )的(de )方式让双方相(xià(⚪)ng )处(chù )，也明白了(👹)自己(🎊)(jǐ )该选择(🎉)去爱(🐙)一个(gè )什(🔔)么样(🏕)的女孩。